Crackdown 2 is a fun game to play but the Renegade Agility Orbs.. Nothing frustrates me more than those orbs. Fucking sons of bitches. For those of you that aren't a gaming geek, agility orbs increase your agility level in Crackdown. Increasing your levels makes you jump higher than Gary Oldman in Sid and Nancy and the last level unlocks the awesome Agency chopper. Crackdown had orbs that didn't move. It was an addiction to get all the orbs. I guess for Crackdown 2, some anal cunt asshole decided, 'Hey, lets make orbs that run away from you'There still are the classic agility orbs that stay put but for additional bonuses, there's 30 Renegade Agility Orbs. Here are some responses to renegade orb collecting word by word.
Response #1: WHAT THE FUCK!! HOW THE FUCK??!! HOW THE FUCK DID THAT ORB TURN AT THE LAST FUCKING MINUTE??!! AT THE LAST FUUUUUUCKING MINUTE!!! AAAAARRRRRGHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Response #2: CUNT! FUCKING CUNT! MOTHERFUCKING GRRRRRRAAAAAARGHHH CUUUUUUUNT!!!!!!!
Response #3: This is fucked.. This is fucking retarded.. FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCCCKKK!!!!
Response #4: If I don't get it within the next hour, fuck that motherfucker [after an hour] MOTHERFUCKER!!!! CATCH THAT FUCKING ORB!!!
Response #5: [Punches wildly in the air]
Response #6: [Pulls out hair while gritting teeth]
Response #7: I go up, it fucking comes down, I go fucking down, it fucking goes back up. One more try.. FUCKING CUNT!!!! CUNT!!!! CUNT!!!! [Punches wildly in air]
It's giving me stomach ulcers and yet I MUST get all the Renegade Agility Orbs...
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