Update: Dragon Age Poem

Haven't added anything new to the blog probably because of the lack of inspiration, motivation, writer's block and general laziness.. There was supposed to be five more parts to the Dragon Age: Origins epic poem but, my god.. so fucking lazy.

But in brief, this is what will happen. Sacred Ashes quest, defeat High Dragon guarding ashes, take ashes to Arl, heal him, proceed to completing all party members personal quests, kill that bitch from Orlais for Leliana, sex with Leliana, kill that old bitch Flemeth for Morrigan, find Sten's bitch sword, visit Alistair's long lost bitch sister in Denerim, get Ohgren together with bitch at Lake Calenhad, kill bitch assassins going after Zevran, give bitch Wynne closure, proceed to Landsmeet to confront Loghain, Anora crowned queen, Alistair leaves because I fucked up, have sex with Morrigan as perse of ritual, final battle with Archdemon at Denerim, kill that fucker, goddamn fucking hero of Ferelden. And then there would be the epilogue poem that ends everything.

However, I'm not gonna do it cause I'm lazy and shit so.. The End.

DRAGON AGE ORIGINS: As Told By A Blind Poet (Part Four)

Greeted by Zathrian, Keeper of the Dalish

The Warden offers the binding treaty

Only for Zathrian to propose a quest the Warden must finish
The threat to the Dalish lies towards the werewolves

Ferocious cursed beast who stand to destory Dalish livelihood

The Warden must seek Witherfang and take its heart

To cure Dalish infected, thus to kill the wolves brood

The dark Brecillian Forest awaits the Warden's steps

A werewolf who calls himself Swiftrunner shows

Calling the Warden to desist his quest or risk further zeolous traps

The Warden presses on, cutting through werewolves and darkspawn alike

As the Warden reaches the Southern Ancient Tombstone, Swiftrunner reappears

It is learned that the werewolves of the Brecilian Forest bear a deep grudge toward Zathrian

With questions unanswered, the only hint being the Lady's tears

The Warden travels deeper for answers

Entering the Elven Tombs, delving in history

They reach the Lair of the Werewolves, with bloodied armours

Swiftrunner meets the Warden and grants him an audience with the Lady

The curse is of Witherfang, a spirit who calls herself Lady of the Forest

The Lady reveals what Zathrian did not

The curse was called upon by the Keeper against those of evil purest

Hundreds of years before, men fouled the children of the Keeper

Zathrian in vengeance, summoned Witherfang and her curse

Hundreds has passed, those that are werewolves are now those innocent, filled with bitter

The Lady asks the Warden to bring Zathrian to her, to meet

The choice of whatever happens next falls to the Warden

Side with the beasts and kill the Dalish, side with the Dalish and kill the beasts

Or act as paragon, sacrificing Lady and Keeper for the sake of the children

Zathrian, in a ritual, takes his own life as well as the Lady's

The curse is lifted and all is well

Lanaya is Keeper and the beasts, curse uplifted return to their human duties

The Dalish elves honour the treaty and lend their hand to battle the Blight

The Warden sets out to complete an unfinished quest

To retrieve the Sacred Ashes for the Arl

The next clue to the journey bears the royal crest

Brother Genitivi holds the key, the key which lies in the capital of Ferelden, Denerim

DRAGON AGE ORIGINS: As Told By A Blind Poet (Part Three)

On the way to Orzammar does the Warden encounter
Antivian Crows set to ambush and assassinate
Brandishing their bows and daggers
The Warden slices through, breaking the attack
The leader of the assassins lays his sword in surrender
His name, Zevran, an elf
Pleads mercy for his allegiance to the Warden and no other

The Warden sheaths his sword to the dismay of Alistair
Who's trust for the assassin does not go far

Orzammar, the last of the Dwarven cities
Whose gates stand before the Warden
The treaty is prepped to behold towards the Dwarven King, behold towards his knees
Alas, the King has died leaving no heir
Political turmoil engulfs Orzammar with a house divided
Those supporting Lord Harrowmount, those supporting Prince Bhelen
Only the Assembly can decide who drinks the royal fluid

The votes are deadlocked and thus only the Warden can break them
He picks Harrowmount but must prove his allegiance to the Lord
To enter the Proving and become Harrowmount's gem
The Warden emerges champion and is given his next task
To gain the favour of the Assembly, to kill Jarvia and her gang
Through Dust Town they journey, questioning the casteless
Finding entrance to the hideout and into the wolf's fang

Fighting through legions of dwarfs proves no walk
Tis a hard earned road all the way
The Warden finally battles Jarvia herself, a hardened warlock
Ending with her blood feeding the grounds of Orzammar
The Warden returns to Harrowmount thinking the deed is done
Yet, the Lord provides another task to be completed to secure the throne
To search the Paragon Branka, within the ruins of the broken

Battlemaster Ohgren, husband of Branka joins the Warden's task
Determined to see his estranged wife once more
The search would take many dawns and many dusks
The trail leads the Warden through Caridian's Cross, Ortan Thaig and the Dead Trenches
Where thousands of darkspawn lurk within each and every wall
With no choice, and the fate of Ferelden in the Warden's hands
They press on towards each clues call

In the Dead Trenches, horror awaits
Of the discovery concerning the fates of Branka's House
In her mad obsession to obtain the Anvil and its ability to create
Branka had sacrificed her entire House to the hands of the darkspawn
The Warden comes across a creature most grotesque, The Broodmother
The battle lasts a sundown, blades, arrows and magic fly
It ends when the Warden rips out the creatures cancer

The journey serves to end at the Anvil Void
Where Branka shows her face and asks the Warden to help clear a path to the Anvil
The Warden abides and finds himself in a choice to have the Anvil preserved or destroyed
Caridin, the creator of the Anvil states the evils of using such a device
While Branka wants to use it, to bring glory back to the dwarves
The Warden sides with Caridin, earning the wrath of Branka
Upon defeating Branka, Caridin smiths a crown he himself carves

Caridin, knowing his creation is gone
Drops himself into the lava below
Finally resolved, he dies with his soul reaching the Makers warmth
The crown is presented to the new King of Orzammar, Harrowmount
And in turn, promises aid to end the Blight
Bhelen, in a fit of rage attacks the Warden, knowing who to blame for his defeat
The disgraced Bhelen dies in his spite

And for that, it ends but the story is far from over

For the next journey would take the Warden to the Dalish in the Brecillian outskirts